Tara: INTJ, Gemini, Reader, Consumer, Lover of Cats, Foodie, Former Nomad, Hockey Fan, Disney Patron.

I'd rather eat bread than candy. I love to drive. I am terrible at photography but I try anyways. Pocahontas is the best Disney Princess. No, Rapunzel. No...Pocahontas. I'm not a beach person. I could correctly guess the value of your home. I am of Scottish heritage. I am jealous of people who can draw or paint well. I love mid-century. Still figuring out what I want to be when I grow up.

Currently Reading: "The Fiery Cross" - Outlander 5, Diana Gabaldon; "Steve Jobs" - Isaac Walter.

 

hiccupatheart:

of-the-pookan-race:

ok but seriously, if anyone argues that Frozen has the best ice in animation, all you’d have to do is show them this jfc

this is from Dreamworks’ ”Rise of the Guardians.”

Your move, Disney.

OMG I THOUGHT THAT WAS REAL

…..it isnt real. what.

onlinedatingisliterallytheworst:

onlinedatingisliterallytheworst:

onlinedatingisliterallytheworst:

My new hobby (responding to rude OKC messages with stereotypically ‘clingy girl’ responses) is backfiring, guys. Every fucking guy has responded favorably to my preposterous, haiku-filled messages back.

I understand the drive to get your penis touched is a very real one, but this is just absurd. Let us all remember moments like these next time we hear dudes whining that ‘bitches are crazy!!!!!!!’

Like, I’m not even sure how far I should follow these shenanigans through. Because I’m pretty horrified that anyone would respond favorably to this nonsense. Even once.

Update: guys, he also responded again. A lot of times. Jesus christ…

UPDATE 2: Guys, he’s still messaging me despite me not responding. But hey, women are the desperate ones, amirite?

chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

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(Source: sidethots)

I waited patiently - years - for the pendulum to swing the other way, for men to start reading Jane Austen, learn how to knit, pretend to love cosmos, organize scrapbook parties, and make out with each other while we leer. And then we’d say, Yeah, he’s a Cool Guy.

Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl (via mrgolightly)